Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m drowning in sweat. Dekh mera mooh.
- When you discover new sweat glands each day.

- Burning. Butt is burning.

- Just gonna stand there, watch me burn.

- When your face screams in protest.

- Just another day in the life of a Chandigarhian.

- Grooming and summer are not the best of friends.

- When it feels like the sun is directly aligned over Chandigarh.
- Summer, why don’t you let me be pretty?

- One car ride. Aaannd..I’m two-face.

- Baking up in the morning to this nightmare.

- There are heat waves inside my organs.

- I wish there were A/C roads.

- Discovering more sweat glands by the minutes.

- BRB. Just making a short trip to hell.

- Accurate picture of me, every summer evening.

- Pretty sure God points at Chandigarh and says “Dracarys!”.
